FICSIT Coupon (Physical Edition)

Attention Pioneer,

FICSIT has determined that you require physical representations of digital currency for reasons we have not fully analyzed but will permit anyway.

Available specifications:

• Large Coupon – 80 x 40 mm
  • Crimped Edge – Standard (Desk presence: adequate)
  • Crimped Edge – Keychain (For attachment to objects you frequently misplace)
  • Smooth Edge – Standard (For Pioneers who fear texture)
  • Smooth Edge – Keychain (Minimalism, but portable)
• Small Coupon – 52 x 26 mm
  • Crimped Edge – Standard (Desk presence: minimal)
  • Crimped Edge – Keychain (Compact disappointment on the go)
  • Smooth Edge – Standard (Tiny, efficient, still useless)
  • Smooth Edge – Keychain (Because you can, not because you should)

Operational notice: FICSIT requires AMS for optimal fabrication efficiency. Non-AMS printing is tolerated but will be silently judged.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These items possess zero monetary value. Attempting to redeem them at the AWESOME Shop will result in awkward silence and possible disappointment. FICSIT assumes no liability for your optimism.

Confirmed benefits include: looking at them, showing them to others who also play Satisfactory, and mild desk decoration.

Your continued dedication to unnecessary projects is noted and archived for future performance reviews.

FICSIT: We’re proud of you. Mostly.