Moved into our country dream house recently. Had my 22 year old goddaughter over to celebrate her birthday and university graduation. Fantastic weekend of fine dining, spa treatments, walking small towns, beverages, gummies, drive-in movie theatres, laughter and conversation. After all the hugs and tears as she leaves, I come upstairs to my bathroom and discover she has clogged the bowl and didn't tell me.

Yup, time for a sign.

PS. I'm a Star Wars nerd and have taught my nieces, nephews and goddaughters Aurabesh. I'm happy to update the last line to any name you like, free of charge. Worth the dad joke.