I don't fail by quitting. I fail by multiplying. Physical therapist & dad with a passion for ed. Reality is messy and my solutions fight entropy the way Wepner fought Ali. I document my wreckage so the next attempt is smarter. As a mentor I should come with a warning label. I collect hobbies like sidequests you know won't get done but still organize them in spreadsheets I could use to make better decisions. TRIGGERS: stupid inefficiency daring me to ignore it, machines behaving like they hate me, and any time my 4yo asks "Can it go faster?" while I hand him a helmet and NDA. Easily distrac