Fire Safety Door Cards

🚀 Description

Help emergency responders respond to your emergencies better by giving them a heads-up about what’s inside your house. Place this Fire Safety Card on your front door. Not only will you potentially save the things you cherish most in this cold and brutally indifferent universe, but also passively brag about your impressive private menagerie to everyone who passes by.

Specifically that prick Jerry from two doors down. Jerry thinks he’s better than everyone else in the neighborhood because he purchased one of those new robot lawnmowers. I can’t even walk to the mailbox anymore without getting bombarded by some kind of “it cost more than my car, but work smarter not harder am I right?” BS. And how convenient that it’s scheduled to run exactly at 8:30 AM and 5:30 PM, when people are on their daily commute and most likely to see it. Let’s remind him daily that, while you’re here cuddling with your two cats and three birds, he has nothing but an emotionless Grass Roomba to keep him warm at night. Chew on that, Jerry.

✨ Available Cards

	👼 Sweet Swaddled Beeb
	🎈 Balloon Dog
	🐦 Bird
	🐰 Bunny
	🌵 Cactus - Gentle
	🌵 Cactus - Pokey
	😽 Cat
	👧 Child (Small)
	🤡 Clown
	🧏♀️ Deaf
	🧑🦽➡️ Disabled
	🐶 Dog
	👵🏻 Elderly
	🐸 Frog
	🦎 Gecko
	🦔 Hedgehog
	🐊 Lizard
	🦮 Low Vision
	♾️ Neurodivergent
	🐍 Snekk
	🪴 Succulent
	🐢 Turtle
	Numbers 0 through 9

💸 Print Time & Cost (Using Overture Red/White PLA on a P1S w/ AMS, worst case)*

Here’s a usage example for a piece that uses three rows on it:

✍🏼 Printing Instructions

Step 1: Select Your Side Stoppers

Select whichever configuration works best for you. There are two methodologies provided in the print file. One, a fully-modular approach that allows you to use individual pieces to build the right side edge. The other, a full-length piece that is one single print and snaps into place on every row.

Step 2: Select your mounting method

There are three options provided: No mount, suction cups (linked below in the materials), and screw mounted. Move your selected pieces, along with however many card slot modules you want, to the same plate and print

Step 3: Select your symbol cards and move them to the bottom-right plate and print

Unless otherwise mentioned, the print settings for each part should be

• Layer Height: 0.16mm (Careful changing this: you risk messing up the tolerances)
• Wall Loops: 3
• Infill: 15% Gyroid. Grid is not welcome in this household.
• Brim: None
• ironing: None

Symbol Cards

If no AMS: Pause at Level 8 and swap filaments to your secondary color (white, in my case).

• Ironing: All Top Surfaces
  • Ironing Speed: 150 mm
  • Ironing Flow: 38 mm
  • Ironing Line Spacing: 0.20 mm

Top Piece

If no AMS: Pause at Level 17 and swap filaments to your secondary color.

• Ironing: All Top Surfaces
  • Ironing Speed: 150 mm
  • Ironing Flow: 38 mm
  • Ironing Line Spacing: 0.20 mm

🏗️ Assembly

1. Slide your Symbol Cards into their respective Slot Sections.
2. Slide the Bottom onto the final Slot Section.
3. Click the Side Snap into place.
4. Clasp the Top Body and the Top Snap around the topmost Slot Section.
5. Get some command strips.
   1. I’m not going to explain to you how to use command strips.
6. Slap that sucker right on your front door.

🙋 Q&A

Q: Why do you only provide the numbers one through 6? UPDATED IN V02, NO LONGER APPLICABLE BUT MY RESPONSE IS FUNNY SO NOT DELETING

A: Because if you have more than six of any of these things, your house is already on fire. Especially with the clown card.

Q: I have a Giraffe/Chupacabra Hybrid as a pet, will you add a card for me?

A: As long as a Giraffe/Chupacabras Hybrid is a pet you are legally allowed to own, probably. Just let me know. I’m very ADHD with my projects so it might take me a while to get to it. Unless it’s a ferret. I have a really hard time illustrating ferrets for some reason 🤔

Q: Why the clown and dog balloon cards?

A: I gave everyone in my office these for x-mas and our interns only have roommates, and I didn’t want to exclude them.

Q: Why are there no adult cards?

A: Typically speaking it’s considered unwise to freely advertise to the world how many adults live in your home. On account of robbers and baddies.

Q: My pieces don’t fit together?

A: This is a precision design- too loose and it won’t hold together, too tight and it’s impossible to assemble. This is one of the main reasons I recommend printing at 0.16mm. I used a global tolerance of .125mm, and .118mm for the more critical parts. I didn’t have any issues, but I understand that some might. Print slower, make sure your filament is dry, and calibrate your printer. If you’re still having issues, drop me a comment and I can fiddle with the design a bit.

Q: Why are our brains able to identify these random assemblies and patterns of shapes into a highly specific formulated construct/representation of a real-life object?

A: Bro I have absolutely no clue and I lowkey can’t stop thinking about it. Probably something about prehistoric predators hiding in bushes or whatever.

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🚀 CHANGELOG

March 11th, 2025 – Ver. 02

FIXED

• Increased tolerances to fix stuck issue

ADDED

• New symbol: 🐍 Snake
• New symbol: 🦔 Hedgehog
• New symbol: 🦎 Gecko
• New symbol: 🐊 Lizard
• New symbol: 🐢 Turtle
• New symbol: 🌵 Cactus - Gentle
• New symbol: 🌵 Cactus - Pokey
• New Symbol: 🪴 Succulent
• New Symbol: 🐸 Frog
• New Symbols: 💯 Finally caved and added the numbers 0, 7, 8, 9
• Added AMS print profile
• Two new variants!! Can now be mounted with either suction cups or screws
• Added hidden cavities on top and bottom pieces to hide suction cups/screws. The bottom front plate slides into place (left to right) along two rails, and the top pieces snap together
• Small stopper on the left to lock modules in place leftwards
• Bottom-Only & Top-Only modular stopper pieces
• Slot-to-Slot modular stopper piece
• Double-Slot-Only modular stopper piece

CHANGED

• Connectors now use i-type connectors instead of t-type
• Moved icon symbols to the right and number symbols to the left to visually center them
• Re-worked line thicknesses on symbols to make them more consistent
• Right side stopper now uses snap fits instead of pegs for added integrity
• The two top pieces now uses snap fits instead of pegs
• face edges now have a soft, yet voluptuous, fillet
• Bottom piece is more naturally curved
• The symbol cards now have curved rails instead of square, and are simpler/flatter

REMOVED

• Right stoppers larger than 4x modules high. I discovered through feedback that they’re rarely used, so I didn’t include them in the redesign. Users can print the included modular stopper pieces to build the right combination should they want anything higher than 4x

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