Squeeze Keys

I didn't even know these things existed until the wife told me they existed.  Then I learned they cost something called “money” at stores.  And not those coin things, the round shiny ones, it was more like those paper ones.  So instead, obviously I thought of a better way.  Nothing that you can't fix with fusion and a shiny metal box that makes things out of plastic.  Yes, before you ask, I understand "Irony"