Grumpy Zen Lion — king of the jungle, slave to the breath New addition to the Grumpy Zen series. A lion in full lotus with prayer hands and a mane that has no business printing this well on FDM. The expression says he'd rather be hunting but his therapist said to try mindfulness. Pairs with the Giraffe, Turtle, and Ram. The collection is growing. Drop a make if you print one.

Third in the Grumpy Zen series. A ram in full lotus with prayer hands and horns that somehow print cleaner than they have any right to. The expression says enlightenment is mandatory and he's not happy about it. Pairs with the Giraffe and Turtle if you're building a shelf of spiritually conflicted animals. Drop a make if you print one.

Meet Turtle, out second addition to the Grumpy Zen series.

Grumpy Zen Giraffe — is it meditating or judging you? Designed this sitting giraffe with crossed legs and half-lidded eyes. Depending on your mood, it's either deep in meditation or deeply unimpressed with you. The ambiguity is the whole point.

A sculptural set of spinning tops, precision-fit into a crafted base — designed to invite play, admire geometry, and complement any workspace.

Meet our latest grumpy friend: Grumpy Cat

Meet Grumpy Cow, the crankiest bovine in the barnyard! This black cow with a pink snout and small horns has had it with farm life—her side-eye glare and furrowed brows say it all. With her hooves on her hips, she’s giving the chickens, the farmer, and even the grass a piece of her mind. Grumpy Cow is here to bring some serious attitude to your 3D print collection.

Discover the charm of Easter with the Ribbon Surprise Egg—a 3D-printed delight wrapped in a sleek bow. This elegant egg opens to unveil a hidden surprise (not included), blending style and wonder in every detail. It also makes a great Easter paint project for added flair.

Say hello to Grumpy Bird, the crankiest chick in the nest! This tiny black bird with an orange beak and feet is packed with attitude—his angry side-eye and furrowed brows let you know he’s not here for any nonsense. Fresh out of the egg and already fed up, Grumpy Bird is ready to bring some feathered fury to your 3D printer.

Hey everyone! I wanted to share a fun (and slightly mischievous) project I recently wrapped up: a 3D-printed bunny that looks exactly like a real chocolate bunny. The mission? To trick the kids into thinking it’s a tasty treat waiting to be devoured!