🚀 Broadband whisperer by day, TV signal sorcerer by night. If your Wi-Fi’s acting up, I’ve probably already fixed it with a stern look. 🎮 Level 99 in unplugging it and plugging it back in. 📡 Virgin Media engineer, part-time chaos wrangler, full-time caffeine enthusiast. 👨‍🔧 Can navigate crawl spaces better than most raccoons. 📚 Learning CCNA so I can speak fluent router. 🔥 My hobbies include avoiding sunburn on rooftops and winning imaginary arguments with customer service bots.