The Emotional Support Plug Buddy!

UPDATE for the really lonely folks. A new print profile to…brighten your dark path. Light up Larry!

Are you lonely? Do you need a buddy? Something to give you that extra “Oomph” to make it through your day? Maybe a Friend? Well, look no further! After much thinking, soul searching, and getting a feel of what people love to have, I present to you The Emotional Support Plug Buddy!

We have:

Smooth Sean, who likes to chill, introduce you to new 

things, and take things slow.

Ribbed Richard, who likes to change things up

while still making your day comfortable.

Spikey Steven, who likes to give you a 

challenge, and keep you on your toes.

And….

Crazy Carl, he’s…yeah…If you’re brave,

he will surprise you, or your friends.

Collect One! Collect Them All! Have yourself a Plugging Party! Invite your friends and family over, let them all join the fun. You’ll be the life of the party and everyone will want to see you play with your Plug…Buddy.

Let the world know that you mean business. Let your relatives know that you are ready to introduce them to your new found friends!

You won’t take anyones silly backend games. You are a master of Plugs! You will show them what it means to be plugged up! Heck, you might even influence strangers to join the fun and get some Plugs of their own. Everyone can trade and swap their Buddies, let the world Plug themself for entertainment!

Oh, and for those occasions when you find yourself in a tight situation, you can pop out one of your Plug Buddies, or pull out all of your plugs from their hiding holes and show them off. Just make sure they are clean first, no one wants a Muddy Plug Buddy…..ooh, that’s not half bad, now I have a great idea for a new project. 

Experiment with your Plug Buddy! Give them accessories, show them new sights, feed them (their favorite vegetable is corn). Don’t be afraid, just close your eyes and let your Plug…Buddy do the rest!

Don’t believe me? Here are some recent reviews from beta testers:

“It was definitely a surprise, but I learned to love it.” -Dad

“WOW! This is great!” -cop at the mall

“I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!” -my 5th grade teacher

“I’m so excited, I’m going to share this with my sister!” -gas station employee

“I’m his sister and I approve!” - gas station employee’s sister

ACT NOW! Don’t delay. Get your Emotional Support Plug Buddy today!

This brand new exciting idea was brought to life in all its glory by AAC (me).

Explicitly for display and not for use anywhere in, on, or with anybody's body...At all.