Social Disruptor
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Please use the latest technology - the Social Disruptor 🔫
Boost Me (for free)
To develop this high-tech product, I drank a Starbucks, a Luckin, a Manner, a Cotti, and a Mixue in one day... 🤮
You were sitting on the beach, holding this "latte" in your hand, looking like a relaxed and proper handsome man or beautiful woman.
But the truth is, you are a "beach tactical expert" armed with a precisely disguised weapon.
Do you see that beautiful lady meticulously applying sunscreen? Or that self-important lifeguard? Or that noisy brat giving you a headache?
Don't use those bulky super soakers, they're too obvious. Quietly walk over, pretend to look at your phone, then "splat" - precise spray! The stream of water will instantly make her/him understand who the boss of this beach is. 😤
And what if she/he gets angry? You're holding a latte! Who would believe a Starbucks latte would attack someone?
Remember, true professionals never leave evidence. Water evaporates.
📊Performance Parameters:
🙌🏻Ergonomics: Ambidextrous design (easily mastered by both left-handed and right-handed users)
😏Embarrassment Index: Full (the victim might scream and chase you 500 meters across the beach, soaking wet)
📏 Range: 2 meters (enough to turn and run before you get beaten up)
🥷🏻Concealment: Extremely High (perfectly disguised with a phone and a little acting skill)
💧 Ammo Capacity: 50ml (more than enough for a surprise attack from behind, also ensures full-face impact)
🛠️Modification Suggestions:
🔩 Core Component: Remove the casing from a toilet cleaner nozzle at home (to ensure range and accuracy, the nozzle should ideally have dual-mode switching for stream and spray; if not, you can buy a dual-mode spray bottle online). If the component rotates inside the coffee cup, you can fix it with double-sided tape.
🎨 Reskin: Starbucks, Luckin, MANNER... or any milk tea cup you like, to create your own secret weapon.
🥤 Ammo Upgrade: Switch to iced cola (creates a slightly sticky sensation, making the victim uncomfortable all over).
⚠️ Disclaimer: Strictly forbidden to use against big brothers sunbathing. I am not responsible for any disputes arising from the use of this product.




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