EL-8 - The Microchip Fidget
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Bill of Materials
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Description
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After extensive laboratory research, Eternity Labs has successfully created a microchip that computes absolutely nothing — but is strangely difficult to put down.
The EL-8 features 8 fully articulated print-in-place legs, allowing you to reposition them endlessly while convincing yourself this counts as productivity.
The top plate is designed to snap into place during assembly, making colour swaps and customisation easy. A blank top plate is included, so you can create your own chip designation, warning label, fake processor model, or classified laboratory component.
Perfect for:
• Retro computer nostalgia
• Desk fidgeting
• Keychains
• Quietly signalling to other nerds that you know what DIP stands for without needing to say it out loud
Testing indicates the EL-8 performs approximately 0 calculations per second, but provides a measurable increase in user satisfaction.
Not compatible with motherboards. Cake not included.
License
You shall not share, sub-license, sell, rent, host, transfer, or distribute in any way the digital or 3D printed versions of this object, nor any other derivative work of this object in its digital or physical format (including - but not limited to - remixes of this object, and hosting on other digital platforms). The objects may not be used without permission in any way whatsoever in which you charge money, or collect fees.
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