Ethel the OIIA Cat: Crank Powered Chaos Machine

Ethel the OIIA Cat: Crank Powered Chaos Machine

(100% Approved by Ethel, Probably...) 

WARNING: Contains concentrated OIIA OIIA.
Excessive cranking may cause spontaneous ascension, mild timeline distortion, and cats approaching you for unknown reasons.

Ever wanted to crank a cat so enthusiastically it starts questioning the simulation?
Meet Ethel, the beautifully cursed desk toy that spins, bounces, and radiates pure “I should be doing literally anything else right now” energy.
Perfect for:

• Stress relief.
• Desk flexing.
• Confusing your real cat.
• Demonstrating your printer’s superiority.

Assembly

1) Print the Parts. Supports are recommended for only Ethel. If possible use smaller layer height on the Base for a smoother rotation.
2) Place the Gear into the Base.
3) Clip the Pinion and Winch through the Base (Fit varies by printer. If loose or too tight, comment feedback).
4) Place Ethel on the Turntable.
5) Insert Turntable Assembly Into Base.
6) Place the Lid Onto the Base.
7) Crank Away.

Print it. Enjoy it. Vibe with it.
Just don’t sell it, Ethel bites poachers.

(Personal prints only, please contact me if have issues)