True Position of Human

This one is a bit of a weird side project.

It’s called the True Human Position Determiner, and it’s loosely inspired by the strange corner of the internet around Ashtar Sheran / Ashtar Command. It’s a wild mix of esoteric graphics, diagrams, and “readings” that I just found endlessly entertaining in the most absurd way.

I want to be very clear that I don’t endorse any of the ideas or claims from those sites; this is purely a playful, personal build inspired by one specific graphic and the general vibe of it.

The model itself is just meant to be a goofy little desk spinner. It uses a standard 608-2RS ball bearing so it actually feels smooth and satisfying to spin. The idea is that it “determines your true human position for the day,” which is exactly as meaningless as it sounds.

I’ve personally added a few stickers to mine to clearly mark my true human position.

If you like strange desk objects or just enjoy the absurd side of internet culture.

If you do end up making one, I’d love to see how you customize it.