Mount Trumpmore

Nobody appreciates greatness the way I do. I understand it, maybe better than anyone in history. When people talk about success, they’re really talking about something I’ve already mastered. It’s on a level that’s hard for others to even comprehend.

And look at what I’ve done, it’s incredible. Truly incredible. People say it all the time—leaders, experts, very smart individuals—they all agree. There’s never been anything quite like it. The scale, the impact, the consistency of winning. It just doesn’t happen like this.

Everything I touch turns into something bigger, better, stronger. That’s not luck—that’s talent, that’s instinct, that’s vision. A lot of people try, but they don’t have what it takes. They don’t see what I see.

At the end of the day, when you talk about greatness, you’re talking about a very short list. And I’m right at the top of it. Maybe even above it. Honestly, probably above it.

So I decided to honor the greatest leader America ever had, by making a few adjustments to Mount Rushmore. After all the greatest American presidents should be honored with this monument. And you must admit it looks better now, more beautiful, probably the best thing you have ever seen. Yes indeed, it’s the best thing you have ever seen!   

Greetings,

The Donald