THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS - DEFENDER TOOL

Unlock your warrior monk powers and channel your inner George Clooney with the Defender as seen in the film The Men Who Stare at Goats.

I have included a STL for 3D printing but I have also included a DXF if you want to laser cut it like the original (I suspect the original is 4-6mm acrylic).

Buy the original from Peter Brusso if you want the genuine Defender.

This is parody or intended for cosplay. The item is by no means a reliable tool for self defense.