"More Espresso Less Depresso" Desk Sign

Caffeine Levels Critically Low

Ever tried to hold a conversation before your first double-shot? It’s a workplace safety nightmare. Meet your new morning sentry: the "More Espresso, Less Depresso" mini-caution sign. Perfect for the office coffee nook, your home barista station, or that one teammate who thinks "decaf" is an acceptable lifestyle choice.

🛠️ Engineered for High-Octane Results

• The "No-Jitter" Assembly: Skip the glue and the frustration. This model features a precision snap-fit hinge. Just print, snap, and get back to your bean grinding.
• Barista-Grade Texture: Designed to be printed face-down. Use a textured PEI plate to give the sign a professional, matte finish that looks like it belongs in a high-end roastery.
• Steam-Wand Sturdiness: While the A-frame design is naturally stable, I’ve included a locking strut brace to ensure it stays upright even if you’re clumsy before your first cup.
• AMS Optimized: Tuned for Multi-Colour printing. The sleepy kitty and the punchy text are perfectly segmented to ensure your colours stay crisp with zero bleed.

📦 The Kit

• Sign Face: Pre-oriented for the cleanest surface finish possible.
• Support Leg: Easy-install snap hinge for tool-free assembly.
• Locking Strut: For added stability in high-traffic caffeine zones.

💡 Pro-Tip for Baristas

For that authentic "coffee house" aesthetic, I recommend a Roasted Palette:

• Base: Cream or Toasted Almond (for that classic cafe look) - I used Sunlu Oak (Wood)
• Cat/Text: Espresso Black or Deep Charcoal
• Accent: A soft White for the coffee cup steam

I love seeing how these prints turn out! 🖨️ If you download this, please **post an image of your print** or **leave a review**. ✅ If you have any issues or suggestions, drop a comment, I’m always looking to refine and improve my designs based on your feedback! 🔧📐

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