Fakedrive – The Ultimate 0TB Storage Solution

Ever needed a USB drive… that stores absolutely nothing?

Meet Fakedrive — a 1:1 scale, fully 3D-printed USB flash drive that looks ready to transfer your entire life’s work… but is actually just pure plastic confidence.

Perfect for pranks, desk aesthetics, tech jokes, or confusing that one coworker who “knows computers.”

The Signature Move: The Infinite Flip

Fakedrive comes with a fully functional psychological feature:

You will instinctively try to plug it in.
It won’t fit.
So you flip it.
Still won’t fit.
Flip again.
Pause.
Flip one more time… just in case.

Congratulations — you’ve entered the USB Alternate Reality Loop.

Unlike real USBs, this one is permanently in the “wrong orientation.”

Storage Capacity

• 0 TB
• 0 GB
• 0 MB
• Unlimited imagination

Perfect For:

• April Fools / Foolsday pranks
• Office desk humor
• Confusing friends
• Testing who actually checks before plugging things in
• Pretending you brought “the files”

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🛠️Before You Start Printing

Before printing, give the bed a quick clean 🧽 — good adhesion = better first layer and accurate geometry.

Use dry filament (wet filament loves to pop, string, and ruin dimensions).

When using my MakerWorld profiles, make sure the selected material matches what you’re actually printing. Different materials shrink and behave differently — the wrong profile can mean wrong dimensions.

Also, my STL files are designed and dimensioned for PLA. If you print them in PETG, you may need to slightly rescale the model to compensate for different shrinkage.

Clean bed. Dry filament. Correct material. Done 😄