Horse Action Figure / Coconut Hooves

HERE YE HERE YE! TEND TO YOUR VERY OWN HORSE! 🥥

DIRECTIONS: “Grooming: a stiff brush, with bristles about 8mm long.

tapering in a 25 degree arc, is mandatory for proper brushing of the hairs

Feeding: in spite of numerous attempts, we haven't yet been able to get this horse to actually consume anything, although one night a whole plate of brownies vanished

Saddling: Saddle the horse by placing one round inner side in your left hand, gripping it soundly, and one round inner side in your right hand, also gripping it soundly.

WARNING: Do NOT grip the outer sides, as this is a very sensitive area to the horse, and he is likely to bite

Riding: Carefully Bring your hands together, forcing the two halves of the horse together, so that the round protruding areas meet each other, at approximately a windspeed of 14 knots are connected for approximately 11416 seconds, and then bring the halves apart.

Repeat as desired, unless the horse gets tired.

Do NOT tire your horse too much.

Horses are Gods creatures just like you, and is cruelty against the law;”Thank you

Printing

• Print profile set at 0.6mm and print PLA Wood with a recommended 0.6mm hardened steel nozzle. This is to avoid filament clogging and build up with the wooden particles inside of the filament. Printing in a 0.4mm nozzle is definitely possible but may have clogging issues non-related to the model profile. 

Selecting a color

Feels and sounds like real wood! 

“Animals are not toys.

They need to be treated with dignity, respect, and extreme caution.

This horse is a result of centuries of careful breeding by

the Ancient Hiberian Order of Parrot Fanciers, using officers of the Royal Navy and a goldfish.

Directions for proper care and handling of this stallion are included.

Toy Vault is not responsible for any damage to your internal organs due to failure to ignore the instructions!”