The "Honest Dwarf"
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Description
You've mowed the lawn to exactly 3.5 cm, the geraniums are neatly aligned, but then... the postman rings again? Or the neighbor just wants to chat 'for a quick moment' about their composting strategy?
Here's the solution. This sign says: "Welcome!" – but the fine print (and the middle finger) say: "...but please don't touch anything and leave after 2 minutes." It's the perfect combination of German hospitality and the urgent need for social distancing.
🏠 Why you need to print this:
- Neighborhood Filter: Filters out people with weak nerves right at the garden gate.
- Scarecrow 2.0: Not only works against pigeons, but also against unwelcome vacuum cleaner salesmen.
- Design: A dwarf with sunglasses. It doesn't get any cooler than that. He's practically the Terminator among garden gnomes.
License
You shall not share, sub-license, sell, rent, host, transfer, or distribute in any way the digital or 3D printed versions of this object, nor any other derivative work of this object in its digital or physical format (including - but not limited to - remixes of this object, and hosting on other digital platforms). The objects may not be used without permission in any way whatsoever in which you charge money, or collect fees.
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