The "Cali-Less" Diet Knife

🧈 The "Cali-Less" Diet Knife

Because if you can’t spread it, you can’t eat it.

Tired of those pesky calories ruining your morning toast? Introducing the Diet Knife, the world’s first revolutionary weight-loss utensil designed with patented Zero-Spread Technology™.

Through rigorous engineering (and one giant hole), we have successfully removed the most dangerous part of the knife: the part that actually holds the butter.

🌟 Features:

• Aerodynamic Design: Moves through the air faster than a standard knife because there is literally nothing to slow it down.
• 100% Calorie Reduction: Guards your waistline by ensuring 0% of the butter actually makes it onto the bread.
• The Ultimate Prank: Perfect for guests you don't want coming back for breakfast.
• Eco-Friendly: Saves you money on butter, jam, and joy.

🛠️ Printing Tips:

• Material: PLA is fine (it’s not like you’ll be getting it messy anyway).
• Infill: 15-20% (It needs just enough weight to feel like a real disappointment).
• Support: None needed! This knife is as independent as it is useless.

Warning: May cause extreme frustration, dry toast, and an immediate desire to print a normal knife. Not responsible for broken friendships or butter-related tantrums.