Giant Tic Tac

Ever wanted a Tic Tac big enough to threaten your dentist and impress your enemies? 

Same.

So I made one. 

Behold: the world's least practical breath mint. This is a giant Tic Tac designed for display, comedy, and asserting dominance over all standard sized mints. It will not freshen your breath, but it will freshen the vibe of any room it’s in.

For legal reasons, this is absolutely not edible. For emotional reasons, it absolutely could bonk someone with it. Use responsibly. Or don’t. I’m not your mint supervisor.

Originally printed to fit inside a giant Tic Tac holiday box. Things escalated.