Christmas Mistletoes - for a Weird Christmas

🎄 Weird Christmas Series – Christmas Mistle-toes

Because nothing says festive romance like… freshly washed toes hanging from a mistletoe.

🌟 Description

Looking to spice up your Christmas decorations and your love life?
Introducing the Christmas Mistle-toes – a wonderfully weird, mildly cursed, conversation-starting ornament that merges the magic of mistletoe with… a pair of toes.

Perfect for couples who like humour, people who enjoy the absurd, and anyone testing whether their partner truly loves them.
Hang it above a doorway, over your desk, or dramatically raise it above someone’s head and say:

“With consent, kiss under my toes.”

If they laugh → keeper.
If they don’t → they probably ain’t the one.

Part of the Weird Christmas Series.

🧩 Features

• ✔️ Funny holiday gag decoration
• ✔️ Easy to print – no supports needed (depending on orientation)
• ✔️ Prints in two parts (toes + greenery) or combined depending on your file
• ✔️ Great stocking-stuffer for people with a dark or silly sense of humour
• ✔️ Guaranteed to make someone say “why… why did you make this?”

📝 Instructions

(Also shown on your included graphic)

1. Wash your toes (optional, but spiritually important)
2. Print
3. Assemble the parts
4. With consent, hold it above a human
5. Kiss under the Mistle-toes

🎁 Perfect For

• Office secret Santa
• Partners with a sense of humour
• Christmas tree weirdness
• Toe enthusiasts???
• Anyone who loves cursed 3D prints