TriFoil Thrower – Because Circles Are for Cowards

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TriFoil Thrower – Because Circles Are for Cowards

I wanted to create an aerodynamic object for civilized beach-based projectile rituals. But naturally, I also wanted it to be... different. And potentially dangerous.

So I adapted my trusted aerofoil profile—the same one used in other suspiciously high-velocity experiments—and reshaped it into a triangular form, because symmetry is overrated and corners increase the emotional damage.

This object flies. It cuts through the air like a whispered threat.

And thanks to MakerWorld’s built-in customization, you can resize it without scaling, which would otherwise ruin the aerodynamics and insult me personally.

Customizable.
Aerodynamically optimized.
Not liable for any dismemberment that may occur mid-flight.

I am seeking testers. Specifically, those with poor reflexes and a disregard for personal safety. If you survive, please submit feedback. If you don’t, your sacrifice will be logged.