WiggleFang Flexible Fidget Sword

WiggleFang Sword of Fidgeting +1 – Wield the Wiggle, Master the Idle

Behold, WiggleFang – forged not in fire, but on a print bed at over 220°C. This mighty weapon bends but does not break (unless you roll a nat 1 on print settings). Whether you're a desk-bound warrior, a cubicle rogue, or a coffee-fueled barbarian, this sword will be your trusted fidgeting companion on every quest.

With its segmented, slithery blade and polygonal hilt, it feels like wielding a tiny plastic relic from a long-forgotten dungeon. Perfect for slaying boredom, vanquishing stress, or just waving around dramatically while yelling, "FOR THE FILAMENT!"

⚔️ Features:
• Fully articulated blade – flops like a fish, looks like a knight's dream
• Tougher than a goblin in a bar fight (but please, don’t use it for actual combat)
• Prints in one piece without supports – no assembly, no scroll of crafting required

Equip your WiggleFang Sword of Fidgeting and let the adventures begin… at your desk, your printer, or your next overly long Zoom call.