The Job Site Toilet Paper Protector

Protect Your TP Like You Protect Your Tools

Look, we all know the struggle. You toss a roll of toilet paper in your truck, and by the time you actually need it, it’s covered in sawdust, drywall powder, or whatever mystery grime accumulates in the bottom of your toolbox. One good sneeze and suddenly, it's clear why your sleeve is covered in snot at the end of the day.

Stop living like that.

This design is based on my original Revolutionaries' Tissue Box, a project that challenges the “facial tissue” industry’s overpriced nonsense by offering a much, much cheaper and more efficient way to clean up nose nuggets. But as it turns out, people on job sites have a different problem—keeping their toilet paper clean and intact in tough job-site conditions. So, this version is built specifically for tradespeople, contractors, and anyone who’s tired of using a dust-covered roll.

This Toilet Paper Protector is here to keep your roll clean, intact, and ready when you need it. Just pull out the center-tube, pop in a roll, pull the tissue from the center, and twist the lid to lock it down. No more crushed, unraveling, job-site-abused toilet paper.

Pick Your Allegiance: Ryobi, Milwaukee, or DeWalt?

We know job sites are full of unspoken alliances. You’ve already committed to your tool brand of choice—why not extend that loyalty to your toilet paper storage? Whether you bleed Ryobi green, Milwaukee red, or DeWalt yellow, now you can let everyone know exactly where you stand when nature calls.

Why This Beats a Loose Roll in Your Truck

• Keeps TP clean – No more drywall dust, grease, or dirt-covered rolls. Your nose (and your dignity) will thank you.
• Prevents unspooling – No more shredded or crushed rolls bouncing around in your truck or toolbox.
• Tough and reusable – Unlike that sad, ripped-up plastic bag you’ve been using, it's built for job site abuse, 
• On The Right Team – No more accidental fraternizing with the scum who use [FILL IN TOOL BRAND YOU DON'T USE HERE]

Now Also a Storage Box!

Not just for toilet paper anymore—there’s a new solid lid option with no opening, allowing this container to double as a durable, job-site-ready storage box. Keep small tools, spare parts, or whatever else you need safely inside while showing off your tool brand allegiance. Same rugged design, but with more utility.

Recommended Material for Printing

For maximum durability on the job site, print this in PETG, or heck, ASA or ABS if you're fancy and can find the right colors. It holds up better to heat, impact, and general abuse compared to PLA, making sure your toilet paper protector lasts as long as your tools (or at least longer than your last pair of safety glasses).

How the Included 3MF Files are Organized

To make printing as efficient as possible, the included 3MF files are split into three plates:

• Plate 1: The lid.
• Plate 2: The body.
• Plate 3: The logo (*must be glued to the body)

Printing the logo separately saves nearly a full day of print time and a significant amount of filament compared to integrating it into the body. Just print the parts, attach the logo with adhesive, and you're good to go.

*Don't tell me you can get two tons of drywall up in a single afternoon, but you're afraid of a little superglue. Smh

Easy Setup

1. Print the box in your tool brand of choice. Loyalty that matters.
2. Print the logo and glue it onto the box.
3. Print the lid.
4. Remove the cardboard core from a roll of TP. No, it’s not difficult.
5. Pop the roll into the box and feed the paper through the top.
6. Twist the lid to lock it in place.
7. Glue the printed logo to the body for the full branded effect.
8. Enjoy clean, job-site-ready toilet paper like a professional.

Filament & Glue Recommendations:

Ryobi Green: "Grass Green PETG" by Overture

DeWalt Yellow: “Yellow PETG” by Overture
Milwaukee Red: “Red PETG Pro” by Emegoo (Replace the M with an L to decode the mystery brand I'm referring to here. 🙄)

Glue: Cyanoacrylate Medium Thick Viscosity Adhesive

*The physical properties of PETG make it fickle with glue; you should rough up the mating surfaces with sandpaper a little bit then apply a thin layer. Or don't. It's not structural, and it will probably be fine either way.

Your Brand Not Represented?

Coming Soon: Ridgid, Skil & Black+Decker

Feel personally attacked that your favorite tool brand isn’t on the list? Good, I meant to do that. Let me know, and I might just make one for you. Because no matter which power tool brand you swear by, we can all agree that people using other brands are monsters, more importantly, nobody wants to smear drywall dust in their.. uh, areas.

The Other Styles

The Revolutionaries’ Toilet Paper Tissue Box (Original)

A full original collection of all 26 original, season-agnostic styles and themes. These work year-round and make great gifts. (Link)

The Ghoul’s Toilet Paper Tissue Box (Halloween Themes)

A set of 10 additional Halloween-themed styles designed for the spooky season. (Link)

Santa's Secret Cost-Saving Toilet Paper Tissue Box (Christmas Themes)

A set of 4 additional Christmas-themed styles designed for the winter season. (Link)