Procrast-inator 9000 - Mouse Jiggler - Free 3D Print Model

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MyqalHo

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Clock Components Kit 011

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Use the Clock component kit to create this wonderful invention!

Remove the Second Hand pin and glue it to the disc.

**There is no hole for the battery at the back. Instead, pop the clock component out the front to replace the battery.

**Update 1/5/25 - Now includes colored text for better aesthetics

**Update 12/12/25 - Added variants of the turn piece (2 points & 4 points) to help prolong battery life for wireless mouse

**Update 25/5/26 - Added a print profile for Aliexpress 12mm clock mechanisms

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Ah-ha! Perry the Platypus!

How unexpectedly expected of you to show up right as I'm about to unveil my most diabolically lazy invention yet...

Behold... the Procrastinator 9000!

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Doofenshmirtz, isn't procrastination usually a bad thing?"

And to that I say, EXACTLY! Which is why it's perfect for evil!

You see, Perry the Platypus, I used to sit at my computer, staring at my Microsoft Teams screen, only to have it go "Away" the second I dared to stand up and microwave some schnitzel! How dare it assume I'm not being productive, just because I'm not flailing my mouse around like some kind of caffeinated lemur!

So I invented this little beauty! The Procrastinator 9000 subtly, sneakily—slyly—moves your mouse every few minutes. Just a wiggle here, a nudge there, enough to fool Teams into thinking I'm working when I'm actually binge-watching baking competitions from Luxembourg!

No more Away status! No more judgemental coworkers sending “Are you there?” messages! I am always online, always available… and doing absolutely nothing! Mwahahahaha!

Now if you'll excuse me, I’m going to sit back and let the illusion of productivity carry me into early retirement!

—Wait, wait, what are you doing with that tail?! Don’t touch the self-destruct button, Perry the Platypus! That’s not for you, that’s for when Microsoft sends an update!!

Comment & Rating (79)

@faluethi108

I don't need it either but i have to say, the description is hilarious af xD thanks for making my day, it really made me laugh lol

@SigmaPi

I have no need for this but I was absolutely entranced by that description. Gonna recommend this page from now on lol

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@MyqalHo

Thanks! Glad you liked it!

@dustinsrn

I’ll print this later.

@pyrosee

i was searching for this type of comment :)

@BananaJelly

Legitimately a sick model, and a much better alternative to usb-style jigglers. But much like the others, I’m more interested in the description lol

@user_3492334387

Curious what the disadvantage of the USB-style jigglers is.

@BananaJelly

Replying to @user_3492334387 :

Kind of a niche issue, but some computers on NIPR or SIPR networks will not allow USB devices without IT approval/involvement. Additionally, this frees up an extra USB port!

@Eddytsch

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Perry approves, so in his honor i chose some fitting filament.

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No Text - 0.2mm layer, 2 walls, 15% infill

When I saw the Procrastinator 9000, I knew I had to print it However, when the clock movements from Ali finally arrived after months, the ticking got on my nerves 😆 A simultaneously energy-saving solution was integrated and printed into the model The Procrastinator 9001 with a switch 🫶 thank you for this wonderful device