Annoyed Cuthulu

Annoyed Cthulhu is not furious—just profoundly disappointed. His large, bulbous head gleams with an otherworldly purple hue, his deep red eyes narrowed in exasperation at the folly of humanity. His many tentacles, usually writhing with cosmic power, are now crossed in a petulant, almost parental frustration. This is the look of an ancient eldritch being who has witnessed millennia of human missteps, and frankly, he expected better. No unspeakable horror today—just a heavy, silent judgment from the depths.