Coffee Chemistry Coaster

This is in no way even close to caffeine, so stop lying. Don't say caffeine if what you're actually making is something that could better be described as "boom". I'd say cancer in a bottle but this wouldn't even have the chance to give you cancer before exploding. It has trivalent oxygen, divalent fluorine and trivalent fluorine. At least the carbon has the right valency but with double bonds it shouldn't be at an angle. And what's E supposed to mean? Erbium? Caffeine is in 0 way "waaaay uglier" than this chemical monstrosity. At least benzene looks good, even if it's carcinogenic.