Polish Space Marines Emblem (Multi part)
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Description
Poland Needs You… In SPACE!
Do you wake up every morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and think, “I’m too awesome for this planet?” Are you tired of the boring grind of breathing oxygen, obeying gravity, and not single-handedly conquering alien civilizations? Then drop everything—except your sanity, because you won’t need it—and JOIN THE POLISH SPACE MARINES TODAY!
Your totally real, not at all fake mission
Defend Earth
From what? Who cares! Space is full of weird, shiny things trying to kill us.
Conquer everything
Planets, moons, asteroids, maybe even the Sun if we’re feeling spicy.
Make friends with aliens
Then betray them. Or throw them into a black hole. Intercourse is allowed but we strongly recommend a high situational awareness. Space AIDS is NOT a joke.
Who we’re looking for
Are you 18–125 years old and not afraid of exploding in space?
Can you do at least 2 push-ups (or fake them)?
Do you own a foil hat to block alien mind control? Congratulations! You’re already ahead of the curve.
If you’ve ever looked at a trebuchet and thought, “I could build that in space,” we want you.
Breathing is optional but encouraged.
Bonus points if you’ve ever played a sci-fi video game and thought, “Yeah, I could totally do this.”
APPLY NOW. Or don’t. But we’ll find you anyway.
Make this emblem for yourself in the meantime as a sign of pledged loyalty and sell your soul (also propably kidneys) for our noble cause.
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