Patchouille : The Original

Meet Patchouille, the dino mascot of the helpdesk that never hangs up. Uptime 99.9%... the 0.1% is his vacation. SLA respected, incidents resolved, coffee chugged.

The perfect gift for all the silent heroes of MCO and the helpdesk, those who know exactly what "Critical P1 on a Sunday at 3 AM" means.

A colleague in distress? Out of options, gift them Patchouille. Cheap, and finally someone on their level. No bonus this year? Make up for it with Patchouille. Small budget, big moral support. Cheaper than a raise, more useful than a training plan.

"Also available with dark circles under the eyes, while supplies last."

All rights reserved to those who receive the tickets, rarely the laurels. 

Print the colleague who looks like you:

• Blue: the picture of calm, the one who handles P1s without flinching
• Green: the optimist, who still believes production won't crash on a Friday night
• Purple: the dreamer, who imagines someday working without being interrupted
• Black: the veteran, who has seen it all, lived it all, and is no longer surprised by anything
• Red: the passionate one, who takes every incident as a personal challenge

• White: the perfectionist, whose documentation is always up to date

   

Recommended print settings:

• Material: PLA-CF
• Layer height: 0.08 mm
• Infill: 15%
• Supports: yes (tree auto, 15° threshold angle)

• Print time: 1h57

   

Dimensions: Width: 37 mm | Depth: 45 mm | Height: 50 mm Printing & Assembly: Printed as a single piece.

Design & Refinement: Blender, Meshmixer