retired gun guy turned full-time menace to the quiet life. Competitive shooter, kitchen arson risk (in a good way), ex-Harley outlaw-in-spirit, and dog dad to Murphy, who is the only responsible adult in the house. Travels like he’s fleeing a heist, bikes like he’s late for parole, 3D prints objects that definitely raise eyebrows, and laughs with friends at decibels not approved by any local ordinance. Powered by music, chaos, and decisions that start with “watch this.”