Meet Elias Thorne, a 29-year-old amateur mycologist who believes fungi hold the secrets to the universe, though he mostly just uses them on pizza. By day, he repairs vintage synthesizers; by night, he tries to teach his cat, Sprocket, how to play fetch. Elias collects oddly shaped pebbles and has a severe distrust of revolving doors. He runs exclusively on cold brew coffee and 80s dark wave playlists. His current life goal is to perfect the ultimate sourdough loaf, but he usually ends up with a flour-covered kitchen and a dense doorstop. Motto: "Chaos is just unorganized jazz."