"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me."

Soap, many of us have and have not had the pleasure or rather, the displeasure of tasting a bar of soap. Sometimes bad words slip out!

Show of your badge of honor with this OH FUDGE! SOAP BAR ornament! Gift it to a friend that just cant saying THE big one!

Two versions, one with a hole for adding a string or hook and a non hole one.