Microchip Control - Silly Conspiracy Series

Don't you hate it when the sheeple get out of control, even uppity? Good thing the Illuminati took precautions during the pandemic; The Covid Control Microchip!!

Simply track those pesky rebellious spirits, and when they get really rowdy… just turn up the DNA Mutation!

But remember, don't turn it all the way (and to help you, you actually can't…) As my trainer Sergeants Osiris told me during basic; “You went full lizard. You never go full lizard…”

At least, I think that's what he said. I was distracted because he kept licking his own eyeball…

Print it in two colours, or in just one and hit the raised lettering with a black Sharpie. Assembly is simple, just watch the pictures.

Enjoy your next step in World Domination!

(PS. This is not making fun of Covid, which was and still is a horrible decease. I should know, I've had two variant. This is making fun of the st*pid people that keep spreading conspiracies and refusing to get vaccinated…)