Have you ever been into a situation where you're at your friends house and you had too poop? Yeah? But was it ‘that’ situation? Now you may be asking wtf is ‘that’ situation. Let me tell you, that situation is embarrassing! Imagine this, you just finished pooping and you flush the toilet, however the poopoo wont flush. You attempt to flush it multiple times but it just wont go down! Now what? Well, you're left with 2 choices. Either A) leave the scene immediately (I don't recommend this, you could damage relationships), or B) ask your friend for help. Yikes.


The origin of the poop knife: reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/

Don't be that person, you can prevent it!

FAQ

It never happened to me before, do I still need it?

Its better to be prepared than sorry.

Can I reuse it?

Yuck, hell no!

Ok, I have chopped and flushed my poopoo successfully, how do I dispose of the ELWP Knife?

Don't flush it, just throw it in the garbage bin. I also suggest that you leave immediately before they could discover the ELWP knife.

My friend discovered the ELWP knife before I could leave and is asking me about it, what do I say?

Run.