Count Binface

Wigan Kebabs to Be Price-Capped at £2! – Count Binface

Citizens of Earth — and Greater Manchester — your printable political alternative has arrived.

This fan-made model celebrates Count Binface, the intergalactic space warrior bringing some much-needed satire to British politics. His gloriously tongue-in-cheek manifesto combines surprisingly sensible ideas with policies of planetary importance — including a pledge to price-cap the legendary Wigan kebab at £2.

For those unfamiliar with this northern delicacy, a Wigan kebab is a pie served inside a bread roll or barm — because carbohydrates clearly need additional carbohydrates.

The model captures Count Binface in full campaigning mode, complete with:

• His unmistakable bin-shaped helmet
• Detailed futuristic body armour
• A flowing superhero cape
• One raised fist, ready to defend affordable pies
• A chunky, characterful display pose
• Plenty of detail for painting and finishing

The model looks particularly effective printed in silver, grey or gunmetal filament. For a more screen-accurate finish, paint the helmet metallic silver, use black for the armour and gloves, and add a dark cape with blue detailing inside the visor.

Supports are recommended beneath the raised arm, hands, helmet details and some areas of the cape. The photographed example was printed upright as a single-colour display model.

Whether displayed on a shelf, beside your printer or at your local polling station, Count Binface stands ready to protect the people from political nonsense, broken train Wi-Fi and dangerously overpriced pie-based cuisine.

Download it. Print it. Make your print count.

Vote Binface — £2 Wigan kebabs throughout the galaxy!

This is an unofficial fan-made tribute model and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Count Binface or his campaign.