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Count Binface
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Count Binface.
Count Binface's 2026 Platform
Binface campaigns on a mix of absurdist pledges and pointed political satire. His current promises to the voters of Clacton include:
- Economic Policy: "I will cut your taxes, and raise everyone else's."
- Infrastructure: Promising to build "at least one affordable house."
- Nationalization: A pledge to nationalize the singer Adele, noting that her record sales are significantly more profitable than Britain's nationalized rail system.
- Price Controls: Restoring the price of a "99 Flake" ice cream to exactly 99p, and capping the price of croissants at £1.
- Transportation: "Wi-Fi on trains that works. Also, trains that work." As well as forcing rule-breaking cyclists to ride unicycles.
- Renaming: Renaming London Bridge to the "Phoebe Waller Bridge" (after the Fleabag actress).
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