Count Binface Minifigure

Count Binface is a candidate in the special by-election in the UK Parliamentary seat of Clacton, in Essex, which was vacated after Nigel Farage vacated the seat on the 7th of July.

Count Binface is a perfectly serious candidate, who claims to be an alien of the Recyclon species, from the planet Sigma IX. I learned about him today, and I haven't seen any evidence contrary to these claims. 

His policies are:

• To build at least one affordable house
• To price cap Wigan's kebabs at £2
• To re-phase the traffic lights on Liverpool Road
• Cyclists who disobey the highway code will be forced to ride unicycles instead

I found this so funny, and since I was also bored, I thought “I want to make a minifigure of Count Binface”. Then I thought “The good people who have Bambu printers probably also do”, so now you can. 

Great for:

• Christmas stocking stuffers
• Table-top role-playing games
• Fish tank decorations
• Leaving on tables in busy kebab shops
• Flushing filament during colour changes

Print as many as you dare, and leave a photo of what you did with it.