Think you've got the guts to unleash this monstrosity in class? One wrong move with this "pen holder" and dead silent might be the least of your worries. This ain't for storing pencils, it's for drawing a line that shouldn't be crossed. Trust me, the only things left standing after the pandemonium will be your trembling hands and a lifetime of regret.

Just a heads-up, this isn't a schoolyard prank, it's a recipe for disaster. Unless you're looking to test the school security (and your own mortality), this might not be the best desk accessory.