Do you workout at a public gym and find yourself dodging wannabe fitness influencer tripods? Are you at risk of being in the background of someone's shot who is desperate to play the victim online? Or do you just want an insurance policy against any accusations of being a pervy creep?

Well today you can protect yourself with the GDG2000 - the Gyatt Defense Glasses 2000. Put these puppies on in the gym and no-one can accuse you of gawking at her puppies. With the GDG2000 paired with your trusty headphones you have all you need to grind out your reps in pure, blissful ignorance to any potential gyatt-chas from hypervigilant influencers who hate background creeps while they film their glute workout in their skin-tight workout underwear.

These frames do not prevent you from seeing forward completely, you can see the ground up to about 6ft in front. This should be sufficient for you to find a good reference for your head position during your lifts. Does this come at the cost of seeing yourself in the mirror? Yes, that's a sacrifice you will have to make in the name of safety. Plus maybe you'll find yourself focusing more on the mind-muscle connection rather than the mind-mirror connection :P

To scale for size I recommend using some glasses you already own for a rough width reference. Scale the frame to match and do not forget to scale the arms the same percentage.

Assembly instructions:

To secure the arms to the frame use a short M3 bolt, a nut is optional. If you want to add some shape to the frame apply low heat and flex the glasses your desired fit.