I remixed this by adding an adapter to the back / bottom that accepts a standard "lawn staple" - typically used to hold down weed paper, fake grass, etc. and made the NOPE sign 30% wider and taller. Giving them out to neighbors and friends for now. I happened to have about 150 of these lawn stakes not being used anyway, but a box of 200 is $23 on Amazon and adds .12c to each NOPE sign.