I have been frustrated with every key-carrying device I've ever used or come across. I've used carabiners, S-biners, clips, magnets, cords… I finally reached a breaking point and spent a while designing my own. And after 1 year of use, I can confidently say that my wife and I are hooked (pun intended).

I sell these personally for $5 a pop (with a lifetime warranty against breaking). I have given them to countless friends and family, and I haven't met a person that after 6 months hasn't come back to me and said something like, “we love these, we'll never use anything else again.”

I'm uploading them here because I'm hoping this upgrade to your keychain will bring you as much joy as it has us and so many others. Happy printing!

Here's my cheesy sales pitch:

Are you frustrated with the standard options for carrying your keys? Carabiners, loops, rings, clips, ropes...?

Recognize any of these issues?

1. Too big
2. Too small
3. Annoying to get on and off of stuff (like carabiner's getting stuck on a belt loop)
4. Keys accidentally falling off
5. Different cars keys getting mixed up
6. They look too feminine
7. They look too masculine
8. They aren't satisfying to hold
9. Are you still reading this list??

So, how were all these problems solved?

Introducing, The Swan Hook.

Simple, sleek, fun.

The design was iterated over 30+ versions to find the ideal dimensions to reach from loop to pocket, to easily slide over the handle of purses and other bag straps, for easy on/off of whatever you hook it onto, to throw onto hooks, to open bottles, and to help answer all of life's biggest questions--"ooohhhhhh, this is why we're here!"

My wife and I color coded them to our cars, so we'll never get mixed up again.

Print The Swan Clip and say goodbye to keychain problems for pretty much the rest of your life.

Why “The Swan Hook”?

It kind of looks like a swan… and it hooks onto stuff… If you don't like it, tough beans.