I generated this trophy for you to provide that special someone who is trying their hardest to remove themselves from the gene pool.
Provided in STL, STEP, and native Solidworks 2018.
Also available in Onshape: https://cad.onshape.com/documents/2ab4b3a151e03001cb5e00a7/w/12ff9bab0055640dcff6b7ed/e/ddf57a32fea15a58702ed7ac?renderMode=0&uiState=6583aa5518021c1be9fd6d9d