Drunk Slapper

Sometimes what you really need at a home bar is a way to get that drunk uncle to shut up. I present the drunk slapper. Uncle Eddie mouthing off again? No worries, just give him a good swat with the drunk slapper and he'll see stars in no time. Bonus, you can swat flies with it if your bar is that kind of gross….

*note - model developer is not responsible for any bodily harm that comes to those who wield the drunk slapper. Use at your own peril.