Vecna Figure

Vecna – The "Bad Skin Day" Edition

Here we see the ultimate villain from Stranger Things, Vecna, in his most vulnerable form: Naked, gray, and unpainted.

• The Look: He currently looks less like the ruler of the Upside Down and more like someone who lost a fight with a plate of spaghetti – and the spaghetti won. Alternatively, one might think he is the mascot for bad cable management behind the TV.
• The Pose: Note the dramatically raised left hand. Does he want to telekinetically lift a teenager into the air? Or is he just checking if it's starting to rain? Maybe he's just ordering "Five beers for the sawmill guys". One doesn't know.
• Skincare: Dermatologists hate this trick! Why buy expensive creams when you can just completely wrap yourself in damp, slimy tendrils? His current shade is "Mouse Gray Matte" – very chic, but makes him look like he spent too long in the basement without sunlight (which is also true).
• Danger Potential: In the series, he breaks bones with telekinesis. As a 3D-printed figure, his greatest weapon is: Lying on the floor when you walk barefoot to the bathroom at night. The pain is worse than any curse from 001.

Conclusion: He looks like a raisin that went to the gym. Now he just needs paint so he doesn't look like an accident in a chewing gum factory anymore!